Today's quotes [6.3.08]

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Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.

Sleep is death without the responsibility.

People say:
        "The early bird catches the worm"
        
I say that
        "The early worm was caught by the bird"

"It's like deja vu all over again." 

    - Yogi Berra

"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
 paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
                        -- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn

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