Today's quotes [6.29.08]

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DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters.
        --Douglas Adams

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that
9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. 

There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less
intelligence and more sense than we have.

        --Don Herold

Think before you think!

        --Stanislaw Lec

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography and the dancers hit each other. 

     - J. Handy 

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