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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. 

    -- Paul Valery


There are two sentences inscribed upon the Ancient oracle...
               "Know thyself" and "Nothing too much"; and upon these all   
               other precepts depend.                                      

                                                       Plutarch (46-120 A.D.)


"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to 
be broken."

        Samuel Johnson


"Seek Unity and you will find neither Unity nor Truth. Seek the light of
truth, and you will find Unity and Truth..."


It is impossible that a man who is false to his friends and
neighbours should be true to the public.
        --Bishop Berkeley


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