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Today's quotes [6.26.08]

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I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president." 

     - Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents 

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"You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster."

     - Lewis Carroll 

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Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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If God had intended us to drink beer,
He would have given us stomachs. 

     - David Daye 

4. 




Beer is good food. 

     - John Goodman 

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