Today's quotes [6.26.08]

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I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president." 

     - Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents 

"You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster."

     - Lewis Carroll 

Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. 

     - Edward Abbey 

If God had intended us to drink beer,
He would have given us stomachs. 

     - David Daye 

Beer is good food. 

     - John Goodman 

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