Today's quotes [6.25.08]

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God is dead.
Voltaire (underneath)
Voltaire is dead.
God
(Odeon Metro station, Paris)

Does God have a navel?
(Florida State University)

God is not dead, he just moved to a better neighborhood.
(Unknown)

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of
others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

    -- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

Now.

Or never. 

     - Henry David Thoreau 

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