Today's quotes [6.23.08]
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The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the
people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer.
- Dave Barry
My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy
and find that workouts cut into my drinking time.
- A Wolverine is Eating My Leg
Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
After finding no qualified candidates for the position
of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to
announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools,
Barrington, Rhode Island
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