Today's quotes [6.21.08]
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"Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests."
-- Steven Wright
Finagle's Third Law:
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William
Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." -- Dan Rather
"Crime does not pay... as well as politics." -- Alfred E. Newman
Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. -- Lisa
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