Today's quotes [6.20.08]

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. 

Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.  

Ecstasy - A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling you never felt before.

"... powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball..."
                        -- Homer Simpson

Anthony's Law of Force:
   Don't force it; get a larger hammer.

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