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"Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter"


I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. 


"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"


I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add. 


In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. 
Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out" 

                            -- Steven Wright


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