Today's quotes [6.16.08]

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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
   But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
         Steve Bluestone

Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial
   service called Jump-In-The-Box.
         Wil Shriner

Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the
   Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next
   morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
         Billiam Coronel

If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many
   lawyers?
         Calvin Trillin

Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
   It's like having a little pet for your face.
         Anita Wise

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