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* My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.


* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.


I'll have to admit the first part of my marriage was happy.
   But then, on the way from the ceremony to the reception ...


   My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to
   I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine.
   I mean -- look at all the experience I've got.


* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.


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