Today's quotes [6.12.08]

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* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
       fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?

* If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going
       on.

* One good turn gets most of the blankets.

* It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
       who can't.

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