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   If you had everything, where would you keep it?


   When you're swimming' in the creek
   And an eel bites your cheek
   That's a moray!
   -- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers


   To err is human, to moo bovine.


"Which is better, Freebsd, or Linux?"
"FreeBSD because it has a cooler md5:
 fd861d80cc9153edc2d68a3d67980385 is much better than

-- Daniel Swan, Marc Slemko, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc


Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
   bank robbery has just taken place.
         Johnny Carson


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