Today's quotes [6.11.08]
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If you had everything, where would you keep it?
ON POETIC LOVE
When you're swimming' in the creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray!
-- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
To err is human, to moo bovine.
"Which is better, Freebsd, or Linux?"
"FreeBSD because it has a cooler md5:
fd861d80cc9153edc2d68a3d67980385 is much better than
-- Daniel Swan, Marc Slemko, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
bank robbery has just taken place.
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