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* No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.


   My wife claims her car is so old,
   that the fenders aren't dented -- they're wrinkled ! 


* Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.


   I couldn't have been happier when my wife became a "libber"
   Now, she complains about all men and not just me


"20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose."
                        -- Unknown


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