Today's poems [6.20.08]
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Mary had a little skirt
With slits right up the sides
And everytime she crossed her legs
The boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
With a slit right up the front
She never wore that one...
Said Senator David I. Walsh,
"These charges against me are false.
Though I did go to Brooklyn
For sooklyn and fooklyn,
Not a gob laid his hands on my balsh."
There was a young fellow named Bouch
Who inveigled a girl to a couch.
He said, "Pretty young miss,
I will take you, I wiss,
Horizontally, veritcally, crouch."
The naughty old bishop of Birmingham
buggered two boys whilst comfirming 'em
as the knelt before god
he pulled out his rod
and pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em
There was a young lady named White
Found herself in a terrible plight:
A mucker named Tucker
Had struck her, the fucker---
The bugger, the bastard, the shite!
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