Today's jokes [6.9.08]

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What does pizza delivery man and
a gynaecologist have in common?

Both can smell it but can't eat it

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,
to chit chat the afternoon away. She walked in and said my god you
look so depressed. 
She said you bet I am, look what my damm husband sent me...six
dozen roses. Now you know what that means? I'm going to have to
spend this whole weekend on my back with my legs spread. 
Now that's really silly, why don't you use a vase? 

Q.      Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A.      It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20
doesn't?

A belly-button!

An anxious woman goes to her doctor.  "Doctor," she asks nervously, "can
you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"

"Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from?"

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