Today's jokes [6.6.08]
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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He decided to stick it out for one more year!
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,
"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end up
spending hundreds of dollars?"
"Because I'm a prostitute."
gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???
They turn it upsidedown.
Sent by GC
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother,
"How was I born?" "The stork brought you to us." "Oh," said Little Johnny.
"Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked. "Oh, the stork brought
us too." "So. . . how were grandpa and grandma born?" "Well, darling, the
stork brought them too," said the mother. The next day Little Johnny
handed in his paper to the teacher. It read, "This report is impossible to
write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my
family for three generations."
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