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A man went to the doctor to get a physical, after
the doctor examined him, he told the man he had
some bad news... he had cancer and alzheimers.
The man replied, " Well, at least I don't have


Did you hear about the new paint on the market?

It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads


I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.
I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.


What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?

A Certificate of Deposit has significant penalty for early withdrawl.

Sent by Josh


On Jeopardy...

TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion".  The answer is: This
entity is dedicated to the destruction of religion, morality, and the
American way of life.
PLAYER: What is the KGB?
TREBEK: Be more specific.
PLAYER: What is PBS?
TREBEK: Right!


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