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Germany was frequently bombing Russia during World War
II. Every time the air raid siren sounded, people rushed to
the nearest air raid bomb shelter. One person who never
took shelter was a professor of statistics. He argued that
there are seven million people in Russia and the probability
of a bomb actually dropping on him was very small. Then
suddenly one day when the air raid siren was sounded the
professor rushed to the air raid shelter along with his
neighbours from the building.
"Lost your nerver professor ?"asked one of his aquaitances.
" NO" said the professor " but I have realized that the bombs
do not observe the laws of probability. There were seven
million people and one elephant in Russia . Yesterday they
got the elephant."
Sent by nanditha
This really happened and was featured on Jay Leno more than 8 years
ago...The wife of a business man was reading the morning paper while
her husband was at the office working. She was reading the divorce
decrees to see if she knew anyone there and was shocked to read her
own name as well as her husbands name in a divorce decree! When her
husband came home from work, she was very upset and asked him why
the paper said that they were getting a divorce. "Nothing to worry
about dear, must be a friend pulling a joke, I'll find out at the office
tommorrow"! He assurred her.
Assuming this was a hoax, she went about her business for the next two
days, when a summons to appear in Divorce (Federal) Court arrived for
her! When her husband returned from work that night, she was
hysterical! "What on earth is going on, who is doing this"? She
demanded to know. "I promise I will find out tommorrow"! He told her
This time she was going to ask her husband right when he got home the
next day. "So, who was it"? She asked eagerly. "Oh, it was this wierd
guy from accounting. He thought it would make a funny April Fools joke,
remember it is April now"! He calmed her with. She was now satisfied
that her husband loved her and everything was fine. The date for the
court appearance came and went, as her husband told her to disregard
it. While cleaning one afternoon, she was startled by a knock at the
door. It was her judgement for divorce notice, the divorce was final.
When she assumed her husband told her the truth, she never showed up
for the hearing, which was real and the husband won by default! He got
Sent by Signfeld2002
Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a
particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain
was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the
Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen,
welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts
fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the
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