Today's stories [5.4.08]

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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we 
supposed to do, write to them?  Why don't they just put their pictures on 
the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver 
the mail?

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman 
and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough 
problem that they had to pass this law?)

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the 
station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, 
and I saw a little boy staring in at me.  "Is that a dog you got back 
there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied.  Puzzled, the boy looked at me 
and then towards the back of the van.  Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

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