Today's quotes [5.6.08]

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"Whip me! Beat me! Make me light and fluffy!"
                        -- Ben Salmon

Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have
       written their finest works while happily and blissfully
       drunk...and so shall I.

"You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good
 fondling..."
                        -- the Discordian Quote File

"My purpose here is to clearly demonstrate to all concerned that you are
 indeed insane; so that all doctors, policemen and other persons of
 authority will be shown to their professional satisfaction the truth of
 my statements. Please, do not change colour while I am talking to you."
                        -- MC 900ft Jesus, "Tiptoe through the Inferno"

"Mutually consenting classes may of course do whatever they like with each
 other, but even that doesn't necessarily make it right."
                        -- Programming Perl, 2nd ed.

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