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"Zathras have very sad life. Probably also have sad death. But at least there
 is symmetry."
                        -- Zathras, Babylon 5, "War Without End"


"If MS products answer your problems best, buy them.  If someone else's
 solution is a better fit, by all means buy it."
"Hey!  This is an *.advocacy group!  You can't use that logic in here!"
                      , in various groups


"Hiroshima '45... Chernobyl '86... Windows '95..."


There are two essential basic strategies for success in business:
        Never reveal all you know


Anyalyzing humour is like dissecting a frog: nobody enjoys it, and
       the frog usually dies as a result.


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