Today's quotes [5.4.08]

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"Zathras have very sad life. Probably also have sad death. But at least there
 is symmetry."
                        -- Zathras, Babylon 5, "War Without End"

"If MS products answer your problems best, buy them.  If someone else's
 solution is a better fit, by all means buy it."
"Hey!  This is an *.advocacy group!  You can't use that logic in here!"
                        -- kjlang@gcs-server.jsc.nasa.gov,
                                tstanley@ou.edu, in various groups

"Hiroshima '45... Chernobyl '86... Windows '95..."
                        -- Evelyne_Pichler@edvg.co.at

There are two essential basic strategies for success in business:
        Never reveal all you know

Anyalyzing humour is like dissecting a frog: nobody enjoys it, and
       the frog usually dies as a result.

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