Today's quotes [5.29.08]

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Amputation with a blunt instrument is seldom pleasant.

- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
   number of pens that person is carrying.

"If y'all can hold it in one
 hand, I ain't the least bit interested."

- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

- No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

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