Today's quotes [5.27.08]

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Tomorrow is the most important thing in life.
Comes into us at midnight very clean.  It's
perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in
our hands. It hopes we've learned something
from yesterday.--John Wayne

S. de M.: Father, how will I distinguish heretics from Catholics?
Answer: "Kill all. God will find them out" 

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

    - Lazarus Long

Skipper: I'm not overweight, I just have big bones.
Gilligan: Yeah, and they're covered with big meat.

    - Gilligan's Island 

  Crow realized there were two Gods -

  One of them much bigger than the other
  Loving his enemies
  And having all the weapons.
                             Ted Hughes,  from Crow's Theology

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