Today's quotes [5.25.08]

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"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and
       remove all doubt." -- Mark Twain

"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me
       the truth even if it costs them their jobs." -- Samuel Goldwyn

"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I
       woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
       -- Truman Capote

"One's action ought to come out of an achieved
stllness; not to be a mere rushing on." 

    - D. H. Lawrence 

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