Today's quotes [5.24.08]

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"The graveyards are full of indispensible men." 

    - Charles de Gaulle 

"Men have become the tools of their tools." 

    - Henry David Thoreau 

"By letting go, it all gets done." 

    - Tao Te Ching 

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy
       driving cabs and cutting hair." -- George Burns

"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better
       than we deserve." -- George Bernard Shaw

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