Today's quotes [5.19.08]

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"Trying" is the first step toward failure 

              - Homer Simpson 

The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum. 

              -Menander (342-292 BC) 

Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing.

     - Woody Allen 

"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which
when you looked at it the right way did not become still more
complicated."

     - Poul Anderson 

"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

     - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times
       newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie. 

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