Today's poems [5.21.08]
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There was a young lady named Shriver
Who was screwed in the ass by the driver,
And when she complained
He said, "Sorry you were pained,"
And gave her a fiver to bribe her.
There was a young fellow whose dong
Was prodigiously massive and long.
On each side of his whang
Two testes did hang
That attracted a curious throng.
There was a young dancer, Priscillla,
Who flavored her cunt with vanilla.
The taste was so fine,
Men and beasts stood in line,
Including a stud armadilla.
While spending the winter at Pau
Lady Pamela forgot to say "No."
So the head-porter made her
The second-cook laid her;
The waiters were all hanging low.
There was a young man from Jodhpur
Who found he could easily cure
His dread diabetes
By eating a fetus
Served up in a sauce of manure.
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