Today's poems [5.17.08]
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There was a young man from St. Paul
Whose cock was exceedingly small.
Now it might do for a keyhole
Or a little girl's peehole.
But for a big girl like me, not at all.
A pretty young maid from Australia
Painted her ass like a dahlia.
The colour was fine,
And so the design,
But the smell was still naturalia!
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born 9 months too soon.
He didn't have the luck
To be born by a fuck;
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
what Kaczynski must surely have known:
that an intern is better
than a bomb in a letter
given the choice to be blown.
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