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There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber 
He slipped of a rock 
And chopped of his cock
And now he's got a vagina.

Sent by Quise

1. 




Bob, the zookeeper from Bath,
was known to have trained a giraffe,
to sit on its knees
and stay still with ease
while poked with his very long staff


Sent by Dan

2. 




Clare, Clare I'm so aware,
how you flutter your eyes at me. 
But what about my wife Sue? 
I really dont know what to do.
Should I run or try and screw?

Do you mean it?
You're such a tease.
You have a boyfriend
but I don't like threes.

The other men at my work,
like you too, you're such a perk,
jerking off their trouser snakes,
at your photo, during breaks.


Sent by Dan

3. 




There once was a vampire named Mable
Who's periods were very unstable
By the light of the moon 
She whipped out a spoon
And drank herself under the table

Sent by Matt


4. 




A sweet senorita from Cuba,
broke wind when her husband did lube her,
so he entered her ass,
in an orchestral brass,
and she played alongside with the tuba.

Sent by Dan

5. 



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