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Danger - Men at work
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I go to work
and look with glee,
at Linda's breasts
(the secretary)
alas, each night I go home
I'm feeling hard but I'm alone

I cannot have her
for my love,
she only screws grade C
or above

There is a woman
at the top,
she nevers wear a dress,
she smokes a pipe and has a 'tache
we think she is a les

There is a girl in section 4,
she wears no knickers
and her skirts are short
I think I have a way to fool her
I hope she'll bend to take my ruler

There is a fat girl on my floor,
I think she never had sex before,
Next time that I have a boner
I'll grab her ass 
and then dethrone her

There is a guy in building A,
I'm told, he really is quite gay
As I'm so desperate, I will fake it
I'll close my eyes
and make him take it

Sent by Anon

1. 




Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.

Mary had a bmx
The seat was back to front
And every time she pulled the brake
The seat went up her cunt


Sent by johny105

2. 




Hurt (by love)

Tell me why It hurts,
Please tell me why it hurts so much,
Is it because of hate, is it because of love,or is it both,
I don't Know but can you help me find out,
I love you,
I hate you,
I love you because we have so much in common,
I hate you because you think I don't try,
But I do so deal with it,
I can't tell why it hurts, but I know I love you,
I hate you just as much as I love you,
But why does it hurt,
To know that you think of me as a friend 
when it could be so much more,
I think I found why it hurts,
Will you help me ease the hurt.


Sent by Schaal

3. 




An ingenious young scientist named Joan,
Dosed heavily on testosterone.
Then she diddled her slit 
With her much enlarged clit
And successfully sired her own clone.

Sent by Joan

4. 




There was a young woman from Orrey,
Who fell down a fifty foot quarry,
She fell on her back
and opened her crack,
And in backed a thirty ton lorry!

Sent by Doug


5. 



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