Today's poems [5.10.08]

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A Fishy 'Tail' of Woe

I've been hooked
I've been iced
I've been scaled
and then sliced

I've been stacked
I've been looked at
dipped in batter
and cooked in fat

I've been sold
I've been bought
then been wrapped
next to a chook

I've been driven
I've been opened
served with chips
who have not spoken

I've been picked at
I've been deboned
drenched in lemon juice
I feel so alone

I've been forked
I've been cut
I think I'm running
out of luck

Now he bites me
And despite me
best efforts
I'm done...like a dinner!

Copyright; Arcadia Flynn 

I'd cross the hottest desert,

I'd swim the deepest sea,

I'd climb the highest mountain,

But I can't come over tonight because it's raining.

Over the lips, and down the throat,
May you never wake up, next to a goat.

A Guy's Job

A guy sticks his location,
In a girl's destinstion,
To increase the population,
For the next generation.
Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?

Copyright; Emanuel Udrija 

(To the tune of 'Yesterday')

Leprocy, bits and pieces falling off of me,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Oh I contracted Leprocy.

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