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Why do Farts stink?

So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.

1. 




A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert 
never having seen a woman. They finally decide to send one private on 
vacation to the nearest town to spend some time with a woman and tell them
all about it. After a week the private comes back all happy and relaxed. 
The whole company crowds around him waiting to hear of his great 
escapades. "And on the third day..." he began. "No! no! start with the 
first day," Everyone yells out in chorus. "And on the third day, " the 
private continues " she asked me to stop so she could go to the 
bathroom..." 


2. 




What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? 

"Depends."

3. 




A lady was in a hardware store looking at a 
fishing poles. She asked the store manager how 
much it was he said 'I am blind drop it on the 
ground and i'll tell ya. She dropped it on the 
ground.'Aahh that's 10.00.' 
She bent down and let a big fart that everyone 
heard. But, she really wanted the pole so she 
picked it up. And went to pay for it. 'That 
will be 20.00' 
'But you said 10.00' 
'10.00 extra for the stink bait and duck call.

4. 




   Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news
   that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has
   had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to
   celebrate it.
   
   While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells
   them that he is dying of AIDS.
   
   When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you are dying of cancer.
   Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?"
   
   The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm
   gone!"
   


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