Today's jokes [5.2.08]
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Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Because he's plugged into a woman!
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?
Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.
How can you identify an blind pirate?
He's the one with patches over both eyes.
Here's a pretty nasty one:
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
The scientists can't get the mice to butt fuck.
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck
inside of her.
"To remove that vibrator," said the doctor, "I'm going to have to
perform a very long and delicate operation."
"I don't think I can afford that," said Sally. "Could you just replace
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