Today's jokes [5.17.08]

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Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and
   good-looking?
A: Because they already have boyfriends!

Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV

  Good: 
        Your son's finally maturing
   Bad: 
        He's involved with the woman next door
 Worse: 
        So are you

"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little 
boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response. 
"Johnny, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me 
to believe that?" "It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted Johnny. "I 
had to force him, but he ate it!"

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.

Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!

Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.

Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.

Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean with one guy.

What does a camera and a condom have in common?

They both capture that magic moment.

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