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Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and
A: Because they already have boyfriends!


Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV

        Your son's finally maturing
        He's involved with the woman next door
        So are you


"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little 
boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response. 
"Johnny, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me 
to believe that?" "It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted Johnny. "I 
had to force him, but he ate it!"


Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.

Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!

Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.

Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.

Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean with one guy.


What does a camera and a condom have in common?

They both capture that magic moment.


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