Today's jokes [5.13.08]

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THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS WERE CREMATED.

THERE BOYFRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO WITH THE ASHES.

THE FIRST BOYFRIEND SAID I AM GOING TO SKY DIVE AND SPREAD HIS ASHES IN THE SKY BECAUSE 

THATS WHAT HE LIKED. 

THE SECOND GUY SAID I AM GOING TO SPREAD MY BOYFRIENDS ASHES

IN THE SEA BECAUSE IT'S WHAT HE LIKED.

THE THIRD GUY SAID I'M GOING TO PUT MY BOYFRIENDS ASHES IN A BOWL OF CHILI SO HE CAN 

RIP THROUGH MY ASS ONE LAST TIME!!

Sent by ANTHONY

What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?

Break her fingers so she can't tell her mum.

Two hookers were on a street corner.  They started discussing business,
and one of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in
the air."

The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, I just burped."

How do you break a blonde's nose?

Place a dildo under a glass table!

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big
Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. 
 
"My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. 

The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red
Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree
stump. 
 
"My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. 

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the
track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time
crouched behind a road sign. 

"My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood. 

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you fuck off,
I'm trying to take a shit !"

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