Today's jokes [5.12.08]

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How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? 

     Who cares? 

A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the 
man after helping him with his luggage.

- Anything else? 

- NO, thanks, 

- Maybe, your wife needs something ? 

- Oh, yeah. Thank you for your reminder. Do you sell greeting 
cards ? 

In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:
"It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?
In England they say
"Its 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is?
In France they say "It's 11o'clock do you know where your husband is?"
In Poland they say Its 11 o'clock do you know what time it is?"

Q: Why was the snowman smiling?
A: He heard the snowblower coming!

Grant's Bar and Casino:

     Liquor in the front, 
     Poker in the rear. 

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