Today's jokes [5.10.08]

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Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?

It rips off your arm, then runs for help.

What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? 

Beat it! We're closed...

Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?
A. Slow natives.

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her 
he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a 
tooth." The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather 
have a baby!" To which the dentist replies: "Well make up your mind. I 
have to adjust the chair."

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one
evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink except
that gay guy over there"

About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyone
a drink except that gay guy over there"

The gay guy asks the bartender for two ice cubes. The bartender
asks why, and the gay guy says "I am going to put one in each cheek,
go over there, and cold-cock that big sonofabitch!" 

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