Today's stories [4.29.08]

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According to police in Junction City, Kan., David Bell, 30, just released 
from jail for car theft, walked out the door and stole another car to get 
home.

One day my  housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he  stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the  washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He  yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb... 

Sign over the urinal in a bathroom at Hebrew University:

"The future of the Jewish people is in your hands."

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