Today's stories [4.26.08]

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A customer called our airline's reservation office to pay for his ticket 
with a credit card. My co-worker asked him, "Would you please spell the 
name as it appears on the card, sir?" The customer replied, "V-I-S-A."

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace ...

The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things that I started and
hadn't finished ... and before coming to work this morning I finished
off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and 
Tia Maria, my Prozac, a couple of valiums, three cigars and a box of
chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel!

Jeffrey J. Pyrcoch, 19, and an alleged accomplice were arrested in West 
Lafayette, Ind., in May on theft and fraud charges. Pyrcioch allegedly 
cashed checks that he had written with disappearing ink, apparently 
believing the checks would be blank by the time they were presented to 
the bank for collection. However, traces of ink remained, and police said 
Pyrcoch would have a better chance of getting away with it if he had not 
used checks pre-printed with his name and account number on them.

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