Today's stories [4.14.08]

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One student was stuck and wrote: The proof of this is
left as an exercise for the reader.
The prof wrote: Did it, fell for a non sequitur and made a 
minor calculation error. You get a B+.

Leo said, "It was all going OK until we split the house.  Seems 
I got the OUT-side."

A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the
definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel:

     "an intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is under
     the immediate influence of sudden passion arising from an
     adequate cause, such as when a spouse's mate is found in a
     'compromising position.'"

"See, I have a problem with that passion business," responded the jury
candidate. "During my first marriage, I came in and found my husband in 
bed with my neighbor. All I did was divorce him. I had no idea that I 
could have shot him."

She wasn't selected for the jury.

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