Today's quotes [4.7.08]

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"If you think C++ is not overly complicated, just what is a protected
 abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructor, and when was the
 last time you needed one?"

-- Tom Cargil, C++ Journal

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing
worse will happen to you the rest of the day. 

"SPAM CHEESECAKE?!?!?!?"

-- Brian Kantor in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"'Tron', the first 'Babylon 5' movie."

-- James "Kibo" Parry

Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at
answering questions and to remain novices at asking
them. (Dillon, 1988) 

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