Today's quotes [4.6.08]

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* Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
       pound in the correct screw.

* When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.

* Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your
       triumphs or how tragic your defeats---approximately one billion
       Chinese couldn't care less.

* Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather
       straps. -- Emo Phillips

* My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
       Ashleigh Brilliant

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