Today's quotes [4.5.08]

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"In a grudge match between Hanson and the Spice Girls, who would win?"
"Humankind."

-- J. Random Supplicant, The Internet Oracle

"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of
 ascension."

-- In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers

"I had the GUTS to mock the Turner Diaries and take a stand against racism!
 Not for any high-falutin' moral princicples, you understand, just because
 racist propaganda is FUNNY!"

-- James "Kibo" Parry

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

                 (Anamaniacs) 

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