Today's quotes [4.4.08]

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* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

* The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
         1. fighting
         2. fleeing
         3. feeding
         4. mating
            -- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course

"I don't have anything against geeks. I was one for 11 years! I used to
 think PC's were the greatest thing since sliced bread... Then someone
 showed me sliced bread."

-- Unknown, from Charles Seggelin's 1996 Quote Book,

"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman
 she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again."

-- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz,
in the Marin Paper.

"Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer
 and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your
 solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman."

-- The Surrealist Compliment Generator,

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