Today's quotes [4.30.08]

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"Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil.
 Gates just does it for the money."
                        -- http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/top10.html

"Fuck. There it is. They named it something obvious."
                        -- Andrew

"I wouldn't touch ActiveX with a 10-foot polecat. I might, however, let one
 loose on the developers."
                        -- cddukes@eos.ncsu.edu

"Just because we pay inexperienced strangers to tell us how to do our jobs,
 that doesn't mean we're morons!"
"Yeah! It's a coincidence."
                        -- Wally, Dilbert

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds
       new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny
       ...'" -- Isaac Asimov

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