Today's quotes [4.27.08]

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"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. " 
    - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back') 

   (written high upon the wall)
   If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's
   you.


  

   (written high upon the wall above a urinal)
   Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.


  

It's not who you kill. It's what type of cereal you eat 
out of their skull.

God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent --
it says so right here in the label. If you have a mind
capable of believing all three of these divine attributes
simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you.
No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills.

     - Lazarus Long 

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