Today's quotes [4.26.08]

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"Assassins!" 
    - Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to his orchestra 

"I'll moider da bum. " 
    - Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he
      thought of William Shakespeare 

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
 But, in practice, there is. " 
    - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut 

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. " 
    - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) 

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. " 
    - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968) 

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