Today's quotes [4.25.08]

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"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. " 
    - Saint Augustine (354-430) 

Your car has Dodge written on the front of it, do 
                    you really need a horn?

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former. " 
    - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) 

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same 
God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use. " 
    - Galileo Galilei 

"This book fills a much-needed gap. " 
    - Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review 

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