Today's quotes [4.24.08]

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Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words
"large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area
altogether. Trust me. 

    - Tim Allen

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview
unless applying for the job of umpire. 

    - Dan Zevin

Man has been called a rational being, but rationality is a matter of choice - and
    the alternative his nature offers him is: rational being or suicidal animal. Man
    has to be man - by choice; he has to hold his life as a value - by choice; he has to
    learn to sustain it - by choice; he has to discover the values it requires and
    practice his virtues - by choice.

    -- Ayn Rand, "Galt's Speech," Atlas Shrugged 

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. " 
    - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) 

"His ignorance is encyclopedic" 
    - Abba Eban 

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